> 65°
> Arizonans turn on the heat.
> People in Minnesota plant gardens.
>
> 60°
> Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> People in Minnesota sunbathe.
>
> 50°
> Italian & English cars won’t start.
> People in Minnesota drive with the windows down..
>
> 40°
> Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
> People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.
>
> 35°
> New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
> People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.
>
> 20°
> People in Miami die.
> Minnesotans close the windows.
>
> 0°
> Californians fly away to Mexico.
> People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.
>
> – 10° below zero:
> Hollywood disintegrates.
> The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.
>
> – 20° below zero:
> Washington DC runs out of hot air. (Ya think? Nah.).
> People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.
>
> – 30° below zero:
> Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> Minnesotans get upset because they can’t start the snowmobile.
>
> -40° below zero:
> ALL atomic motion stops.
> People in Minnesota start saying…”Cold enough for ya?”
>
> -50° below zero:
> Hell freezes over.
> Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.